if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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