The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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