I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
