we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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