I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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