do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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