Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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