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I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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