This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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