so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
