Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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