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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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