After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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