I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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