I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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