some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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