Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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