Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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