Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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