Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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