I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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