She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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