Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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