As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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