I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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