if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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