covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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