Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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