marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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