Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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