Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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