therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
