Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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