I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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