So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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