I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
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plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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