even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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