Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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