He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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