Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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