just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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