Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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