Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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