It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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