your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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