Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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