My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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