cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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