Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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