There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Randomize
