I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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