dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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