i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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