I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I have already put on my inside pants.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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